“SHOCKING LEAK: iOS 19 Control Center to be Replaced with a Tamagotchi! Manage Your Phone’s Needs Like a Digital Pet.” (FAKE NEWS)

Leaked documents reveal the most bizarre iOS 19 “innovation” yet: the Control Center is being replaced by a virtual Tamagotchi pet! Instead of toggling Wi-Fi and Bluetooth, users will now need to feed, play with, and discipline their digital pet to access phone settings. Neglecting your Tamagotchi will result in features becoming unavailable, and an unhappy Tamagotchi may even “run away,” locking you out of your phone entirely! Apple claims this is a revolutionary approach to “digital wellbeing” and “mindful phone usage.” Critics are calling it “utterly insane.” Prepare to nurture your digital pet – the key to controlling your iPhone’s destiny! (FAKE NEWS)