“EXCLUSIVE: Apple Partners with IKEA for iOS 19 UI Design! Prepare for Flatpack Interfaces and Allen Keys.” (FAKE NEWS)

In a shocking and frankly bewildering move, Apple has reportedly partnered with Swedish furniture giant IKEA to design the UI for iOS 19! Insiders claim the goal is to create a “modular,” “user-assembleable” interface. Early mockups reveal a “flatpack” design aesthetic, with users expected to “build” their own home screen layouts using digital Allen keys and confusing instruction manuals. App icons will reportedly come in disassembled kits, requiring users to “snap them together” before use. Experts are divided. Some praise Apple’s commitment to “DIY customization,” while others fear the impending wave of user frustration and digital furniture-related injuries. Get ready to “assemble” your iOS experience – instructions not included. (FAKE NEWS)