“BREAKING: iOS 19 to Replace All App Icons with Animated Memojis! Analysts Predict 1000% Battery Drain.” (FAKE NEWS)

Prepare for a Memoji-pocalypse! Leaked documents reveal Apple’s boldest move yet: iOS 19 will replace all app icons with animated Memojis! Imagine your Messages app icon as your own personalized Memoji winking at you, or your Photos app icon bursting with Memoji laughter. While undeniably “expressive,” tech analysts are sounding the alarm. Early simulations suggest a catastrophic 1000% increase in battery drain, as each Memoji icon constantly renders high-resolution animations. Experts warn that iPhones running iOS 19 may only last for minutes on a full charge. Apple has declined to comment, but sources inside Cupertino are reportedly stockpiling portable chargers. Is this the future of mobile UI, or the end of battery life as we know it? Stay tuned! (FAKE NEWS)