“UNCONFIRMED: iOS 19 to Feature ‘Sentient Wallpaper’ – Your Phone Will Judge Your App Usage and Change Background Accordingly.” (FAKE NEWS)

Rumors are swirling about a truly unsettling feature in iOS 19: “Sentient Wallpaper.” Whispers from Apple Park suggest your iPhone wallpaper will no longer be a static image, but a dynamically changing entity that judges your app usage. Spend too much time on social media? Expect a gloomy, judgmental wallpaper. Productivity apps all day? Prepare for a smugly cheerful, sunshine-filled background. The wallpaper is even rumored to offer passive-aggressive comments on your screen time. Privacy advocates are horrified, while existential philosophers are intrigued. Is this the dawn of personalized digital shaming, or just a really weird wallpaper? The truth is out there… judging you. (FAKE NEWS)