Disclaimer: No, this will not happen, ever. Please continue to play responsibly. Sony has revealed that its next PS5 Pro update will include a “Win the Lottery” mini-game, where players can potentially unlock real-world lottery prizes. By harnessing the power of AMD’s FSR 4 technology, the PS5 Pro will simulate various lottery draws in high-definition … Read more
Disclaimer: This is a joke—time travel via video games is not a feature of any real console. In what might be the most ridiculous claim ever made by a major tech company, AMD has apparently developed a way to unlock time travel using its cutting-edge FSR 4 technology. But before you get too excited, there’s … Read more
Disclaimer: This is a parody based on an exaggerated version of future console technology. PS5 Pro’s upcoming updates will allow it to take over your Wi-Fi duties, providing faster and more reliable gaming experiences directly from your console. Yes, you read that right. The upcoming “Network Dominance” feature will let your PS5 Pro connect directly … Read more
Disclaimer: This is a satirical take on the future of gaming AI and doesn’t reflect any real announcements from Sony or AMD. In a shocking move, AMD and Sony have announced that the new FSR 4 upscaling technology will allow your PS5 Pro to set up virtual dinner dates with in-game NPCs. “Our advanced AI … Read more
Disclaimer: This is 100% fictional and should not be taken seriously. There are no plans for Sony to launch a gaming console capable of interplanetary travel. Hold onto your joysticks, because Sony has just dropped the biggest bombshell in gaming history! Forget 8K graphics and ray tracing—PS5 Pro’s new “Hyperdrive Mode” will have you flying … Read more
Is your PlayStation 5 starting to feel like a relic? Does it feel like the last time your console saw a technological update was when the iPhone still had a headphone jack? Well, have no fear! Sony is here to save you, by turning your PS5 into an overpowered machine that might as well be … Read more
Mark Cerny’s recent interview about AMD FSR 4 and the PS5 Pro had us thinking—what if the real secret goal of this technological leap isn’t just better graphics? What if it’s time travel? Think about it: you’ll have so much raw processing power in your PS5 Pro that, by 2026, the console might develop the … Read more
What’s better than a game with incredible graphics? A game that emotionally manipulates you, of course! Project Amethyst is here, and it’s not just about helping your PS5 Pro play Ratchet & Clank in pixel-perfect glory. No, no—this is about designing AI so advanced, it might start suggesting relationship advice. Imagine your favorite NPCs actually … Read more
With AMD’s FSR 4 making its grand entrance, we’re told it’ll revolutionize the PlayStation 5 Pro’s graphics. And while the marketing sounds fantastic, it begs the question—who’s this actually for? Sure, we’re all excited about 300 8-bit TOPS of raw power, but let’s be real: will you ever notice the difference when you’re just trying … Read more
Welcome to the PS5 Pro—because who needs a simple console when you can have something way too advanced for your everyday gamer? With a dazzling array of features that no one asked for, like a GPU that looks like it belongs in a NASA spaceship and an upscaling algorithm so smart it might start writing … Read more