“AMD’s FSR 4 Will Unlock Time Travel, But Only for ‘Call of Duty’”

Disclaimer: This is a joke—time travel via video games is not a feature of any real console.

In what might be the most ridiculous claim ever made by a major tech company, AMD has apparently developed a way to unlock time travel using its cutting-edge FSR 4 technology. But before you get too excited, there’s a catch: Time travel will only be available in Call of Duty. “You can now experience past, present, and future battles,” said a very enthusiastic AMD spokesperson, “but only in the Call of Duty universe.” Want to go back to the 1940s and storm Normandy? Done. Want to zoom ahead to 2077 and take on Cyberpunk style warfare? Sure! Time to find out what happens when video games start influencing history—for a price, of course.