“RUMOR MILL: iOS 19 to Be Entirely Text-Based Interface – ‘Embrace the CLI!’ Tim Cook Reportedly Shouts from Rooftop.” (FAKE NEWS)

Industry insiders are buzzing with the wildest iOS 19 rumor yet: Apple is ditching the graphical user interface entirely and going full text-based! Imagine your iPhone operating system as a command-line interface (CLI), like something out of a 1980s hacker movie. Instead of tapping icons, you’ll type commands like “open messages” or “launch safari.” Tim Cook was allegedly seen shouting “Embrace the CLI!” from the Apple Park rooftop, fueled by a sudden passion for retro computing. While some tech purists are ecstatic, the vast majority of iPhone users are likely to be utterly bewildered. Get ready to learn command prompts, folks – the future of iOS is… text. (FAKE NEWS)