“Apple’s Design Team Caught Playing ‘visionOS UI Mad Libs’ – Result: iOS 19!”

Sources inside Apple Park reveal the secret behind the iOS 19 redesign: Mad Libs! Apparently, the design team, bored with actual design, decided to let fate (and a fill-in-the-blank game) dictate the future of iOS. Leaked Mad Libs snippets include: “We will replace the [ADJECTIVE] Control Center with a [NOUN] inspired by [PLURAL NOUN] from visionOS,” and “The new app icons will be [COLOR] and shaped like [GEOMETRIC SHAPE], because [VAGUE REASON].” The results? Predictably chaotic. Expect a Control Center resembling a sentient toaster, app icons that are aggressively chartreuse triangles, and a UI philosophy best described as “visionOS, but make it… flat?” Get ready for iOS 19 – designed by committee, fueled by caffeine, and dictated by a children’s word game!