“AMD FSR 4 to Introduce ‘Virtual Dinner Dates’ with NPCs”

"AMD FSR 4 to Introduce ‘Virtual Dinner Dates’ with NPCs"

Disclaimer: This is a satirical take on the future of gaming AI and doesn’t reflect any real announcements from Sony or AMD.

In a shocking move, AMD and Sony have announced that the new FSR 4 upscaling technology will allow your PS5 Pro to set up virtual dinner dates with in-game NPCs. “Our advanced AI can now simulate the emotional depth of human interactions,” claims Mark Cerny, PS5 Pro’s system architect. Imagine the future: you’re playing Skyrim when your character suddenly says, “So, how was your day?” Is it creepy? Is it clever? Well, that depends on how much you’re ready to embrace your future AI overlords—who may just start ordering pizza with you.

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