Disclaimer: This is 100% fictional and should not be taken seriously. There are no plans for Sony to launch a gaming console capable of interplanetary travel.
Hold onto your joysticks, because Sony has just dropped the biggest bombshell in gaming history! Forget 8K graphics and ray tracing—PS5 Pro’s new “Hyperdrive Mode” will have you flying to Mars by 2026. In an exclusive announcement, the console giant claimed that future PS5 Pro hardware will be equipped with enough computational power to allow gamers to actually pilot a spacecraft via virtual reality. “By using the advanced FSR 4 upscaling and neural network architectures, we can simulate space travel in a way never before seen,” said an unnamed Sony engineer. Prepare your space suit and popcorn—gaming just got out of this world.
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