Welcome to the PS5 Pro—because who needs a simple console when you can have something way too advanced for your everyday gamer? With a dazzling array of features that no one asked for, like a GPU that looks like it belongs in a NASA spaceship and an upscaling algorithm so smart it might start writing your emails, the PS5 Pro is here to make your 60 FPS seem like last season’s trend. Mark Cerny promises that AMD’s FSR 4 will take your gaming experience to new heights—meaning your games will look so good you won’t even recognize them! Prepare for graphics so crisp that you’ll start questioning whether your TV is broken. The real question is: Why settle for “good enough” when you can have something that’s way too complex and overengineered? But hey, don’t worry! By 2026, your PS5 Pro will have more computational power than a small country’s military—just in time for you to get frustrated at it when it overheats after playing three hours of Cyberpunk 2077.
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