“Unreal Movies We Wish Were Real”

Movies within movies have always fascinated us. These fictional films, often used as humorous or satirical elements, sometimes make us wish they were real. In this article, we explore some of the most intriguing fictional movies that have graced the silver screen, leaving us yearning for a full-length feature.

1. Satan’s Alley – Robert Downey Jr.’s Divine Performance

“Satan’s Alley” is a film within the uproarious comedy “Tropic Thunder.” Robert Downey Jr., in his unforgettable role as Kirk Lazarus, plays a monk. The brief glimpses we get of this mock film are so tantalizing that it leaves us wanting more.

2. Scorcher, Parts 1 thru 6 – Blazing Action Saga

The action-packed saga of “Scorcher” is a running joke in “Tropic Thunder.” While we get only glimpses and trailers of each installment, the absurdity and over-the-top action leave us craving a real “Scorcher” franchise.

3. Kickpuncher – Fighting for Justice

“Kickpuncher” is a fictional TV series from the sitcom “Community.” A mashup of action clichés, it’s a robotic hero who kicks and punches his way through crime. A full-length “Kickpuncher” movie would undoubtedly tickle the funny bone of action movie fans.

4. The Night the Reindeer Died – A Classic Spoof

Lee Majors stars in “The Night the Reindeer Died,” a fictional movie featured in “Scrooged” (1988). This outrageous spoof of action films makes us wish we could watch it in its entirety.

5. Simple Jack – Comedy Gold

“Simple Jack” is a fictional movie within the comedy “Tropic Thunder.” Although it’s portrayed as a cringe-worthy flop, we can’t help but wonder what a full “Simple Jack” movie might look like.

6. Napoleon with Danny DeVito – An Intriguing Idea

The mention of a movie starring Danny DeVito as Napoleon in the comments sparks curiosity. Would it be a historical drama or a satirical take on the French emperor? The idea alone leaves us wanting more details.

7. 22 Jump Street Credits – A Pile of Sequels

“22 Jump Street” had one of the most humorous end credits sequences, featuring countless fake sequels to the film. Each one was more absurd than the last, and we can’t help but chuckle at the idea of these films becoming real.

8. Steve Zissou’s Documentaries – Underwater Adventures

Steve Zissou, played by Bill Murray in “The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou,” is a charismatic oceanographer. His documentaries are a central theme in the film, and we can’t help but imagine what it would be like to watch a full Zissou documentary on the big screen.

9. Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money – A Sci-Fi Spoof We Crave

“Spaceballs” is a beloved spoof of sci-fi classics. The idea of a sequel, “Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money,” teased at the end of the film, has fans clamoring for more of this hilarious parody.

10. Heather Graham’s Porno in Boogie Nights – An Intriguing Subplot

In “Boogie Nights,” Heather Graham’s character is involved in the adult film industry. While we don’t see the film she stars in, its existence is a constant presence in the movie. It’s a reminder of the intriguing subplot that could have been explored further.

11. The 14 Fists of McCluskey – A Mysterious Title

“The 14 Fists of McCluskey” is mentioned in “Inglourious Basterds” but never shown. The intriguing title and the implied action-packed storyline make us wonder what Tarantino might have come up with if he had decided to make it.

12. Hamlet starring Arnold Schwarzenegger – A Shakespearean Twist

Arnold Schwarzenegger taking on the role of Hamlet? It’s a bizarre and captivating concept mentioned in the comments. While it may never happen, the idea tickles the imagination.

13. Death Blow from Seinfeld – The Art of Self-Defense

“Seinfeld” often parodied popular culture, including movies. “Death Blow” is one such fictional martial arts film featured in the sitcom. It would be fascinating to see what the fictional fuss was all about.

14. Angels With Filthy Souls – Imaginary vs. Real

While “Angels With Filthy Souls” is a fictional gangster movie in “Home Alone,” it often confuses viewers who wonder if it’s a real film. Unfortunately, it’s not, but the desire to watch it is very real.

15. Thundergun – An Unconventional Hero

“Thundergun” is mentioned in the comments, with someone noting that “the guy hangs serious dong.” The intrigue surrounding this unconventional hero’s escapades would make for an interesting film.

16. Calling Doctor Sunshine – A Culinary Mystery

“Calling Doctor Sunshine” is a film within the film “The Menu.” While the comment mentions it in jest, the notion of exploring the movie to see if it’s as bad as described by a character in “The Menu” adds a layer of curiosity.

These fictional movies within movies demonstrate the creativity and humor of filmmakers. While most will remain confined to the realm of fiction, they continue to spark our imagination and leave us wishing for a glimpse of what might have been.